Well today as I was trying everything in my power not to get an ounce of work done I came across and interesting story. To sum it all up for those who care not to read it (though I strongly suggest you do) it’s about a man who had a vasectomy done. Turns out that he became involved with this woman for quite awhile but never told her he had one done. After some time of her motioning the idea of getting more serious or “official” she came to him one day and told him she was pregnant. Rather than coming clean right there this man took the time allowing her to form her game plan to trap herself a husband. Needless to say the walls of her scheme came crashing down. Now this got me thinking wow women are such crafty creatures always thinking 3 steps ahead in their Machiavellian styled plans. Yes, I know not all women are like this but sometimes “ DEY IS KRAZY”. Yet I must say a woman without a plan is one without an imagination. So fellas I’ve devised some simple tricks to dodge any obstacles and pitfalls that may arise:
1. First thing make sure you get on her girls good side- They’re like your inside man and they wont let nothing happen to you if they've grown to like you plus if any breaks up happens you’ll most likely hook up with one of them (Girls are shady like that)
2. Pay attention closely when she talks to her mom- This is crucial to learning when she’s telling the truth or lying.
3. Every once in awhile take pretend naps- Women love taking risk and yes she will talk on the phone about you in the same room. (Its like crack to them they cant get enough of it)
4. Buy her something randomly- Once she gets past the suspicion about you she’ll start to think you’re on to her. She’ll slip up sooner or later
5. Never trust any of her male friends- Why? Cause you were probably once her male friend.
6. Take her and her girls out drinking- You’ll be surprise what her friends will say when she’s in the bathroom (PS make sure they’re all single to)
7. Last under no circumstances do you get cocky- Women are smart they let you think you the man when really your just half the man (snickering and blatant staring is the difference between doing the work or just being a joke)
So men be safe and silly women tricks are for kids.
2 comments:
wowwwww ur making us women look bad... maybe u just havent met the right kinda girls.. some of us are pretty nice..
Whoa I highly suggest you read the story first. I don't have a vendetta against women I'm appealling to everyone. Some day some where you will come across someone whose been through something like it.
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