White Kryptonite

Today as I was reading the news trying to find some shred of hope in this world after the catastrophe in Haiti I came across an article about Shaquille O'neals mistress suing him for harassment. I know all of us are quick to judge him but I say the superman has fallen victim to the white kryptonite. Everyone knows women are deadly to men but like Undercover Brother white women are the most dangerous to the black man. Well after reading into the story I found my predetermined assumptions were in fact correct. She has made numerous reports of "harassment" from other NBA players she dated over the years. Dang first Tiger now Shaq, its a shame to see these men fall to the power of white kryptonite. The fact remains the more of a star you become the more it gets thrown at you. Look at Clark Kent soon as he decided to become a hero suddenly everyone looking for kryptonite, should of never left Smallville. Anyway, here are some steps that's should keep the rich black men from falling victim:

1) Have Kobe Bryant’s lawyer on retainer, he certainly had a game winning play by play for his case.

2) Be Kobe Bryant, get all your cheating scandals done before your career hits big

3) Have a scapegoat, blame a team member (ok enough about Kobe)

4) Don't date tinny tiny women under 5'2" if your over 6'7" and 240lbs + they can't fight you so there most likely to shoot or steal all your money (plus it just looks weird)

5) Use some type of birth control, stop leaving DNA evidence everywhere like your packing a can of silly string. (You’re a star not a porn star)

6) Follow the one up rule, if your going to cheat let the hoe at least be better looking than your wife if not then you have to say you’re a sex addict and no one wants to go to counseling for that.

7) Don’t pull an OJ; doing any harm to a white women will result in some form of MWWS.

*DG does not advocate infidelity post are only for comedic purpose.

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May are hearts and prayers go out to those in Haiti