Dear.......

Dear Guy With His Shirt Off on the Dance Floor,



I wish I wasn’t the one to have to tell you; I don’t even want to kill your spirits right now. I know your really feeling yourself and having the time of your life. I wish it didn’t have to be this way but I guess here we go. Please we’re all begging you, put your blouse back on. Not your shirt your blouse because you came in with only two buttons holding together your full button down like the masking tape lock on carni bumper cars ride. Please put you shirt back on it was cool the first time for wow factor for the ladies but now you’re walking around like you’re at your house. I get it maybe you used to be a fat kid and you found out about slimfast. Could have been you were just a skinny kid who started to bulk up a bit to get out of the ages 8-12 section. But please not here not now yeah we see your “The Situation” style haircut even though your not Italian. We get it your feeling yourself but in no way am I required to be cool with you backing into me getting a back of hand full of your back sweat. For Gods sakes man at least put your wife beater on. And don’t just twirl it around just like a helicopta that song is so outdated. Really I’m not trying to discourage you from doing your thing cause everyones entitled to do so. But dude your dancing by yourself.



Your Welcome,
DG