Yes its been awhile, too long actually since I've drop some knowledge. That being said :pick up lines? Do they actually work? Women of the world how many bad ones have you encountered? Well I've seen horrendous attempts by men with such disastrous outcomes. I can sit there at a bar and watch it unfold like a bad train wreck you can't pull your eyes away from. Just sitting there waiting in anticipation to see when the girl's going to shoot him down. I'm on the edge of my seat like its the season finally to 24. Well here are some awful ones I've seen bombed.
1. Hi I'm a Doctor.(Yeah foot doctor sicko you like feet, hey so was Dr. Bill from Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood and all he did was give out prescriptions to eat more candy your not cool)
2. I'm sorry you look so much like my ex ( No way you went out with a girl that fine, NO WAY)
3. I'm hung ( Like a doorknob that's the fastest way to get maced lol)
4. Down for a 3some you me and bottle of jack? ( Put your shirt back on your Jersey shore tan is blinding me)
5. Ever been with a God cause I'm Apollo. (Hey aren't you like 5 mins overdue from doing push ups in the middle of the bar? Go rub some more HGH on your arms I think there deflating)
Yeah I know unbelievable but what do you expect when you have dumb reality shows and drunk girls who hook up with them just for some camera time. Put a little more thought into approaching a girl because chances are I'm the guy to swoop in after you blow it. Is it really so hard to calmly walk up to a girl smile and say " You know you really shouldn't frown you never know who might be falling in love with your smile"?(™ DG)
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